In choosing the font for this my introductory blog post I mistakenly read "Courier" as "Cougar" and I got really excited about starting this thing off with that kind of ferocity.

Earlier today I was eating what is the grossest named candy in the history of candy. I told Happy that and she tried to guess the candy. She guessed Almond Joy first, which was just dumb. Her second guess was "Judgy Fruits." WTF??? She then redeemed herself with guessing Good & Plenty, which, although wrong, is a pretty disgusting candy name. However the correct answer was, obviously, Creme Savers.

The Almond Joy will be added to my list of terrifying names for sex acts, after The Syrup Deathwalk but before The Windy Amanda.